REVIEW: Jonah Hill, The Sitter Offer (Mostly) Inoffensive, Forgettable Fun

Having begun his career as American independent film’s great hope with delicate, languid features like George Washington and All the Real Girls, David Gordon Green has devoted the last few years to turning out goofball stoner comedies that, aside from their hip and very current casts, could seem like forgotten oddball ’80s artifacts discovered in a box of dusty VHS tapes at a garage sale. While it’s not a career trajectory anyone who went googly-eyed over his early output would have guessed for him, there’s an unmistakable undercurrent of glee to these recent films that suggests Green — who still works with many of the crew members with which he started, including composer David Wingo and DP Tim Orr — is having a great time making exactly the type of movies he wants to. How fun they are to actually watch is a knottier question. Pineapple Express was hazy, sloppy fun, but Your Highness felt like one long inside joke no one deigned to explain. The Sitter pulls back from the latter’s sometimes jarring abrasiveness and aims to sprinkle sweetness and reconciliation between the laughs — without, this time, putting them in air quotes. It succeeds at tickling the funny bone and warming the heart, though it’s not terribly good at either — The Sitter’s a lazy ramble of a movie that’s amusing enough to hold your gaze for 81 minutes while leaving you feeling a little cheated when it’s over. Jonah Hill’s slimmed down considerably in the months since shooting this movie, but as genial waster Noah Griffith he still looks like a child’s drawing of a person — a small circle on top of a large circle from which legs and arms directly extend. Noah’s living at home in the suburbs of NY with his single mom (Jessica Hecht), having been kicked out of college for reasons left fuzzy. Whatever his misbehaviors, there’s never a doubt that he’s a fundamentally good kid who’s run temporarily aground, and that sense of underlying softness dulls the edge of The Sitter’s attempt comedy. Noah may not be the greatest choice to take care of children and may make some seriously dumb decisions, but he’s of course going to fix his own mess, even when that own mess involves an angry but hug-happy drug dealer named Karl (Sam Rockwell) and $10,000 in cocaine. Noah’s pursuing a doomed entanglement with neighborhood girl Marisa (Ari Graynor), who keeps him around for physical favors (which she refuses to return) while still being fixated on her ex-boyfriend. It’s her suggestion he pick up some drugs and join her at a party in Brooklyn that starts the night on its course toward disaster, since Noah’s already been roped into babysitting the three children of family friends so that his mom can accompany the parents to a swank party where’s she going to be introduced to a romantic prospect. he kids are cartoons, but amusingly contemporary ones: Little Blithe (Landry Bender) lacquers herself with makeup and talks like a pre-pubescent Paris Hilton nightmare. Explosives-happy adopted Hispanic sibling Rodrigo (Kevin Hernandez) acts like he’s a refugee from a drug cartel, though his inexplicable costume of choice involves yellow pajamas and cowboy boots. And 13-year-old Slater is a jumble of anxiety and angst, carrying his meds around in a fanny pack. Played by Where the Wild Things Are’s Max Records, Slater’s not at all funny, but does provide some heartfelt emotional distress that’s poignant and probably better suited to some other movie. So The Sitter’s nightlong obstacle course is set — wrangle children, buy coke, get money together to placate the dealer when things go wrong, and finish in time to join Marisa at a party and finally consummate that pseudo-relationship. These goals take the four on a journey through lower Manhattan and actual Brooklyn neighborhoods, including South Slope, Greenpoint and Bushwick — the film’s sense of NY, and of being a suburban kid who may head there to play but has to eventually leave and head home at the end of the night, is one of its best qualities. Its worst is its weird treatment of race, which beyond Rodrigo’s ridiculousness includes Noah’s triumphant winning over of a group of black friends by letting himself get punched in the face — “I feel so cool right now,” he declares. Perhaps attesting to that white-kid inferiority complex is the soundtrack — Noah Griffith’s infinite playlist involves songs by 2 Live Crew, Slick Rick, The Sugarhill Gang and Biz Markie, perfect for a Long Island kid who prefers his hip hop comfortably old-school. Childhood resentments are aired, revelations are had, and age is come of by the end of The Sitter, with an oddly anticlimactic conclusion that never ties into the geomagnetic storm set to happen that night that the characters have spent a fair amount of time talking about. All the ends are easily tied away, and seemingly major disruptions are forgotten as soon as it’s time for bed — which is about as quickly, one guesses, as this movie will fade from mind. Follow Alison Willmore on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.

Kaira Pitt, George Clooney and Ryan Gosling Go Evil for your New You'll be able to Occasions Magazine

Excepting 'Kalifornia,' Kaira Pitt doesn't normally play in the villain -- making his transformation inside the latest NY Occasions Magazine much more devilish. Each year, the publication features photos -- and connected video -- of celebs doing something outlandish. For your 2011 edition, they have introduced together Pitt, George Clooney, Ryan Gosling, Rooney Mara, Gary Oldman, Kirsten Dunst, Jessica Chastain plus much more for just about any feature referred to as 'Touch of Evil.' Within it, each actor transforms in to a bad-guy archetype or possibly a particular villain. Inside the situation of Pitt, he's, according to him, channeled the late actor Peter Lorre (although, it seems a good deal closer to Jack Nance from David Lynch's 'Eraserhead'). Oldman plays the menacing dummy ("I formerly had among people dolls once i will be a kid. They're creepy to own inside the roomInch), Clooney is applicable to British officer William Bligh ("'I selected Captain Bligh because I loved his hat"), Ryan Gosling might be the Invisible Guy ("I don't define once the Invisible Guy can be a villain or else, however just don't trust the guy. According to him he'll be somewhere, but never appears") and 'Dragon Tattoo' actress Rooney Mara as 'Clockwork Orange' antagonist, Alex P Large ("There is something off about Alex, something slightly androgynous the other much more fascinating and complicated than the usual villain.'") You'll be able to mind towards the NY Occasions to appear whatsoever the videos or click below. [via NY Occasions] Follow Moviefone on Twitter Like Moviefone on Facebook

J.C. Penney Takes 16.6% Stake in Martha Stewart Dwelling in Proper Alliance

Model and fashion blogger Lauren Scruggs, who offered becoming an intern for your CW's Gossip Girl, is making progress after losing her submit a tragic accident.our editor recommendsFashion Model, Blogger Has Hands Amputated After Being Hit by Plane Propeller The 23-year-old sustained serious injuries left side of her body after accidentally walking in to a moving plane propeller on Saturday. Lauren experienced facial and shoulder restoration combined together with her hands amputated carrying out a incident. PHOTOS: 20 Hollywood Stunts Gone Wrong "Yesterday will be a good day, there's plenty of really positive progress," Lauren's father, Rob Scruggs, mentioned on Hello America Tuesday. "They were given her tube inside the mid-day. She didn't speak immediately... I mentioned Lauren, will you say 'hi' to Father, and he or she goes, 'hi.' Later she told among Cheryl's [Lauren's mother] brothers and sisters they loves her. It's so encouraging to us. She's really uncomfortable naturally.Inch "They're telling us it'll be a extended recovery," he ongoing. "Clearly she's had plenty of trauma to her mind, and he or she lost her left hands and her left eye is questionable. We're praying that she'll restore her sight." STORY: Fashion Model, Blogger Has Hands Amputated After Being Hit By Plane Propeller The Plano, Texas native is presently in stable condition at Parkland Hospital in Dallas. Her parents speculate that Lauren, who was simply riding the prop plane to acquire an aerial consider the city's Christmas lights, had switched around by means of saying thanks to the pilot after exiting the aircraft. "I used to be inside, and someone showed up and described she'd become hit," Lauren's mother tearfully appreciated. "I used to be there prior to the care flight showed up. I used to be just capable of hold her and... this is actually the hardest a lot of it all, just seeing her waiting there and waiting for the help. All I really could do was remind her that we love her." The FAA is presently considering the accident, which happened inside a private airport terminal terminal in McKinney, Texas. Furthermore to her previous duties inside the Gossip Girl wardrobe department, Lauren founded the Lolo fashion blog and offered just like intern for your Michael Kors showroom. video platformvideo managementvideo solutionsvideo player Related Subjects Gossip Girl

'Ender's Game': Hailee Steinfeld Compromising for Female Lead

Many fans were disappointed when Hailee Steinfeld didn't win the coveted role of Katniss Everdeen in 'The Hunger Games' trilogy, but how's this for just about any consolation prize: Variety reviews that Steinfeld is settling to star opposite Asa Butterfield in 'Ender's Game.' The 'True Grit' star -- who's also set to steer a completely new version of 'Romeo and Juliet' in next season -- would play Petra Arkanian inside the Gavin Hood-directed adaptation of Orson Scott Card's award-winning sci-fi novel, "really the only girl in Salamander Military who quickly becomes Ender's (Butterfield) ally and reliable right hands." Butterfield was cast inside the film this year's week, meaning the employing process on that certain is relocating an immediate pace. Harrison Ford's title remains bandied about just like a possiblity to play Colonel Hyrum Graff, a guys adult lead, but so far no deals are actually offered. [via Variety] [Photo: Getty] Follow Moviefone on Twitter Like Moviefone on Facebook

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Cheers & Jeers: Last Man Standing's Woman Problem

Tim Allen Jeers to Last Man Standing for wasting talented actresses in throwaway roles. Want more Cheers & Jeers? Subscribe to TV Guide Magazine. Tim Allen's freshman ABC sitcom surrounds the Home Improvement vet with females - then doesn't give them anything remotely funny to do. At this point, Nancy Travis could play the impossibly patient wife role in her sleep, and each of her three TV daughters (who this week teamed up to film a music video touting the tastiness of one's "Pie Rack") is given a single personality trait each. That's especially shameful in the case of Kaitlyn Dever, who showed such range as a strong-willed orphan on Justified. The latest episode also brought in a pair of distaff guest stars, Andrea Bendewald and The New Adventures of Old Christine's hysterical Emily Rutherfurd, and stereotype-cast them as the butch and femme halves of a lesbian couple who move in next door. But, in Last Man's limited view, all women are alike; even Bendewald's motorcycle-riding, football-loving Charlie is insulted when Allen makes a crack about the size of her butt. That's not the only big ass on Last Man Standing. What do you think of Last Man Standing's treatment of women? Subscribe to TV Guide Magazine now!

'Dark Knight Rises' Star Tom Hardy 'Intimidated' by Christian Bale's Batman

Los Angeles will soon follow in NY's footsteps, disbanding its primary encampment of Occupy protesters.our editor recommendsOccupy Wall Street to Release Benefit AlbumFox News Anchor Calls Pepper Spray 'A Food Product' After Occupy Altercation (Video)Occupy Wall Street: News Organizations Complain About Police Treatment PHOTOS: The Scene at Occupy Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa gave a press conference Friday afternoon, telling the Occupy L.A. protesters that they must leave their City Hall camp by the end of Sunday. "The movement has awakened the country's conscience, it has given voice to those who have not been heard," Villaraigosa said, praising their motivations, but he insisted it was time for them to find a new venue for their protest. PHOTOS: 'Occupy Wall Street' Entertainers On Scene of Protests Approximately 485 tents are currently set up outside City Hall, something the mayor made a point of noting was unsustainable. "It is time to close the park and repair the grounds," he continued, "so that we can restore public access to the park." Occupy L.A. leaders released a statement Thursday that they would reject orders to leave, and the AP reports this official order from Villaraigosa has yet to prompt an official response. PHOTOS: The Scene at Occupy Wall Street "I'm proud of the fact that this has been a peaceful non-violent protest," Villaraigosa said. "It is peaceful because we've decided to do things differently in Los Angeles. We've not stared each other down across barricades and barbed wire." The city's official deadline for Occupy L.A. to abandon City Hall is 12:01 a.m. on Monday. Watch Villaraigosa's press conference below: PHOTO GALLERY: View Gallery 'Occupy Wall Street Hollywood': Entertainers On Scene of Protests PHOTO GALLERY: View Gallery The Scene at Occupy Los Angeles Related Topics Antonio Villaraigosa Occupy